I was asked recently to take the three cellphone companies, Bell, Fido, and Virgin, and describe their personality traits if each brand was a person. The results were quite humorous. This post will be devoted to nothing but the same with random brands.
Coca-Cola - Is this guy even real or not? I've heard about him and some people have said that their friend has seen him, but no one has actually seen him in person. He is just way too important and rich to care about us pieces of crap on the sole of his shoe. From what I've heard, Coke is a real two-face. When he is seen in public he is very friendly and all smiles, but behind closed doors, the guy is a fucking prick.
Microsoft - Beauty and the geek anyone? This guy is the ultimate nerd. Not just an introverted guy who likes computers, no. This guy is to nerds what the Pope is the Christianity.
Nike - This is the rap artist who was once underground and cool, but is now as mainstream as Brittany or Christina. He has a very confident and cool exterior that is borderline cocky. He doesn't really care what you think anymore because he knows people will keep buying him.
Joe Fresh - This guy is the new kid in school. He doesn't come from a rich family and he is proud of it. Some kids are starting to accept him into their circle of friends but most are still apprehensive. He is quiet, honest and loyal.
Telus - This former hippy turned business woman has turned to a completely pure lifestyle and lives in a minimalist design household. She believes less is more and doesn't like clutter in her life. She is respected by her peers, but is no fun and tells terrible jokes that cause all around her to give a pathetic sympathy laugh to break the uncomfortable silence.
Honda - What a frugal little man. You couldn't pry a penny out of his wallet with a crowbar. This little guy is focused on efficiency in everything he does and fun takes a backseat. He does wear very sharp and clean clothes and looks very smart.
Stella Artois - This fancy Frenchman loves women. He is a very sensual man. What a sexy accent on him, but please, just one squirt of cologne please buddy.
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I love Joe Fresh!!! And coca cola is a fucking ass hole. He has like multiple personalities. diet.. coke zero.. he even has an energy drink posse. What a fucker.
Joe is totally my boyfriend. Microsoft is the nerd that still plays games on his computer. hello - it's called a Playstation you loser. hahahaha
i loved this blue. i enjoyed laughing while reading.
as in blue i mean blog hahah
BLUE how is blue doing by the way?
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